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Answers |
| What was the last continent to be explored by ants? |
ANTartica |
| What route did the early pioneer ant take west? |
The Pheromone Trail |
| What is the most celebrated holiday in an ant mound? |
Mother's Day |
| What is the least celebrated holiday in an ant mound? |
Father's Day |
| What holiday is NOT allowed by the Queen? |
Independence Day |
| Why do fire ants make such good pets? |
You never have to give them baths, give them shots, or take them for a walk |
| Why did the fire ant cross the road? |
To eat the chicken that didn't make it |
| Why doesn't the Queen go out much? |
She doesn't have a thing to wear |
| What do ants take on a picnic? |
Everything they can get their hands on |
| Why are they called "ants" instead of "uncles"? |
Because, they are almost all females |
| Why is hating fire ants considered a genetic trait? |
Because, they often run in people's jeans |
| What perfume do most Queen Ants prefer? |
Phermones by Calvin Kline |
| What do the "Elite" Aardvarks dine on? |
Red Imported Fire Ants |
| What did the Pink Panther sing when he stepped on ant? |
Dead Ant, .. dead ant.., dead annnnt, dead ant |
| Why are fire ants considered liberals? |
They are Ant-I-Establishment |
| What type of ant stays dry all the time? |
An anti-perspirant |
| Why was the Myrmecologist thrown out of his apartment? |
He kept bringing his work home with him |
| Why did the male and the prospective Queen go to Vegas? |
To Ant elope |
| What is the Fire Ants' national anthem? |
God Save The Queen |
| Questions |
Answers |
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| What was the last continent to be explored by ants? |
ANTartica |
| What route did the early pioneer ant take west? |
The Pheromone Trail |
| What is the most celebrated holiday in an ant mound? |
Mother's Day |
| What is the least celebrated holiday in an ant mound? |
Father's Day |
| What holiday is NOT allowed by the Queen? |
Independence Day |
| Why do fire ants make such good pets? |
You never have to give them baths, give them shots, or take them for a walk |
| Why did the fire ant cross the road? |
To eat the chicken that didn't make it |
| Why doesn't the Queen go out much? |
She doesn't have a thing to wear |
| What do ants take on a picnic? |
Everything they can get their hands on |
| Why are they called "ants" instead of "uncles"? |
Because, they are almost all females |
| Why is hating fire ants considered a genetic trait? |
Because, they often run in people's jeans |
| What perfume do most Queen Ants prefer? |
Phermones by Calvin Kline |
| What do the "Elite" Aardvarks dine on? |
Red Imported Fire Ants |
| What did the Pink Panther sing when he stepped on ant? |
Dead Ant, .. dead ant.., dead annnnt, dead ant |
| Why are fire ants considered liberals? |
They are Ant-I-Establishment |
| What type of ant stays dry all the time? |
An anti-perspirant |
| Why was the Myrmecologist thrown out of his apartment? |
He kept bringing his work home with him |
| Why did the male and the prospective Queen go to Vegas? |
To Ant elope |
| What is the Fire Ants' national anthem? |
God Save The Queen |
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